Currency Conqueror Gifts

Euro smashes other currencies.

UK Economy

Businessmen trying to prop up a line-chart with sticks

'He's so rich, when he writes a cheque the bank bounces.'

First Church of Non-Denominational Money Worship.

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

Crop duster wanted.

Female chemotherapy warrior.

"Damn it, Gwendolyn, you know when you married me I only moved one square at a time."

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

Euro parachute is not keeping Europe aloft.

"Stop! Information overload. I need to rebuffer."

IRS tax instructions.

A Learning Curve.

Super-Mario Draghi

'I was all ready to deal with the military, but I never expected an IRS coup!'

Abandoned Euro symbol

Money Today: "Ours is a cybercurrency. It's not a virtual currency or a cryptocurrency."

The strong Canadian dollar is bad for the Canadian exporting manufacturers.

"Graduates, faculty, parents, creditors..."

"His mood is pegged to the dollar."

'If the best things in life are free, we have too many of the worst things.'

"Thanks for the offer... but I'd rather see if tech support can get my computer running."

Delighted worker being propelled through the air on the back of the scale coming right off the chart

In the red

"The dollar is falling!"

'Considering my student debt, I felt it prudent to specialize in bankruptcy law,'

Euro crisis bailout.

"There is one issue looming very large at the moment ..."

"Erik does most of his plundering online these days"

'Maybe framed copies of your mortgage, auto loan, and tuition loans are too much of a motivator. Maybe you need a financial planner.'

'International companies' sticking flag into the ground near the city.

'There's been a slight devaluation.'

"Portraits? Sorry, I don't do portraits. I'm doing religious paintings for economic leaders."

'You're being promoted to vice prez of personal energy management! You'll be the guy who goes out for coffee and donuts!'