Currency Conqueror Gifts

Euro smashes other currencies.

UK Economy

Businessmen trying to prop up a line-chart with sticks

'He's so rich, when he writes a cheque the bank bounces.'

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

First Church of Non-Denominational Money Worship.

Crop duster wanted.

"Damn it, Gwendolyn, you know when you married me I only moved one square at a time."

Euro parachute is not keeping Europe aloft.

Female chemotherapy warrior.

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

"Stop! Information overload. I need to rebuffer."

IRS tax instructions.

A Learning Curve.

'I was all ready to deal with the military, but I never expected an IRS coup!'

The strong Canadian dollar is bad for the Canadian exporting manufacturers.

Super-Mario Draghi

Money Today: "Ours is a cybercurrency. It's not a virtual currency or a cryptocurrency."

Abandoned Euro symbol

"Graduates, faculty, parents, creditors..."

"His mood is pegged to the dollar."

'If the best things in life are free, we have too many of the worst things.'

'Considering my student debt, I felt it prudent to specialize in bankruptcy law,'

Delighted worker being propelled through the air on the back of the scale coming right off the chart

Euro crisis bailout.

Boss, what would you say if I told you that if you don't give me a raise, I'll go work somewhere else? I'd say "Wouldn't it be a shame if your letter of recommendation mentioned how you're an awful employee?" And I'd say "Isn't it a shame the town council has made sure this is the only cafe within fifty miles?" But the way, have you delivered my latest care packages to the council members? Very bad man.

"Thanks for the offer... but I'd rather see if tech support can get my computer running."

"There is one issue looming very large at the moment ..."

"The dollar is falling!"

In the red

"Erik does most of his plundering online these days"

'Maybe framed copies of your mortgage, auto loan, and tuition loans are too much of a motivator. Maybe you need a financial planner.'

'International companies' sticking flag into the ground near the city.

'There's been a slight devaluation.'

"Please enjoy the jingle of coins and riffle of currency while holding for the next available investment associate."