Market Conqueror Gifts

'The raiders are here.'

'International companies' sticking flag into the ground near the city.

'Call the boss! We're in trouble!'

"He's quick with the birds and bees stuff, but then comes the bulls and the bears..."

Why markets crash.

'Perfect. Do you deliver?'

A woman wearing a skin sitting behind a desk with a nameplate that reads "Sheena, Queen of the corporate jungle."

Considering she started here as an office temp she's done quite well.

Hedge Fund: Our 'Swaps' which mimic stocks, were voted #1 derivative of the year!

Jumping Wall Street.

Why am I running?

'I'm feeling absolutely marvelous. I think I'll acquire another company.'

'Of course, the toll on my personal life has been enormous.'

'I'm feeling absolutely marvelous. I think I'll acquire another company.'

"I believe he was the victim of a hostile takeover."

'Mr Rombly has cancelled his appointment. The Dow is up and he's feeling no pain.'

'Going back to work now that the kids are grown is one thing, Martha. Mounting a hostile takeover bid of my company is another!'

'...and what's more, my databank has more data than your databank.'

"AXP 0.78, AIG 1.12, T 2.63. . ."

"Let's try to think of something that untold millions of people will buy."

"Congratulations, Figbert. I'm making you Vice President in charge of my wife's Honey-Do-List."

'Mr Sims, in honor of your portfolio, we're flying our flag at half-mast.'

'Today, stocks rose on the news that the more people have, the more they want.'

Supermarket Merge

"Consumer confidence remains high as long as we keep them distracted buying stuff."

"Market euphoria is at an all time high."

'The bailouts worked, the stock market shot up to 15,000 and everyone was relieved.'

"I recommend you invest in oil. Prices are down now, but auto leaks are up."

"I advise a slow, steady stream of lawsuits to weaken your enemies resistance. We call it time release litigation."

Wall Street Investing.

'Today the stock market closed early so money managers could take time to stop and smell the profits.'

"Let me make this perfectly opaque..."

'He works in Acquisitions.'

National corporate ladder of success monument.

'I sent an employee to a motivational seminar once. He came back and took my job.'