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'The raiders are here.'

'International companies' sticking flag into the ground near the city.

'Call the boss! We're in trouble!'

"He's quick with the birds and bees stuff, but then comes the bulls and the bears..."

Why markets crash.

'Perfect. Do you deliver?'

A woman wearing a skin sitting behind a desk with a nameplate that reads "Sheena, Queen of the corporate jungle."

Considering she started here as an office temp she's done quite well.

Jumping Wall Street.

'I'm feeling absolutely marvelous. I think I'll acquire another company.'

Hedge Fund: Our 'Swaps' which mimic stocks, were voted #1 derivative of the year!

'Of course, the toll on my personal life has been enormous.'

Why am I running?

'I'm feeling absolutely marvelous. I think I'll acquire another company.'

"I believe he was the victim of a hostile takeover."

'Mr Rombly has cancelled his appointment. The Dow is up and he's feeling no pain.'

'Going back to work now that the kids are grown is one thing, Martha. Mounting a hostile takeover bid of my company is another!'

'...and what's more, my databank has more data than your databank.'

"AXP 0.78, AIG 1.12, T 2.63. . ."

"Market euphoria is at an all time high."

'Mr Sims, in honor of your portfolio, we're flying our flag at half-mast.'

"Congratulations, Figbert. I'm making you Vice President in charge of my wife's Honey-Do-List."

'Today, stocks rose on the news that the more people have, the more they want.'

"Let's try to think of something that untold millions of people will buy."

"Consumer confidence remains high as long as we keep them distracted buying stuff."

'The bailouts worked, the stock market shot up to 15,000 and everyone was relieved.'

"I recommend you invest in oil. Prices are down now, but auto leaks are up."

Wall Street Investing.

"I advise a slow, steady stream of lawsuits to weaken your enemies resistance. We call it time release litigation."

'Fresh eggs!'

'Today the stock market closed early so money managers could take time to stop and smell the profits.'

'I sent an employee to a motivational seminar once. He came back and took my job.'

'I'm home, Honey! Come see what I picked up at the Farmers Market!'