Corporate Conquerors Gifts

'Diane removes her love beads before resuming takeover negotiations'

Grief from above.

'Did I get this right? You fear that there's a hedge fund manager in your cupboard ready to take over your company at the first opportunity?'

Considering she started here as an office temp she's done quite well.

'When we take over a company, we take the lot.'

'I'm waiting for the Government to build an elevator!'

"If you want to do well in your interview, my advice is not to be intimidated."

'I've learned a lot about myself at these meetings...like, I can fall asleep with my eyes open!'

Men's business romper.

'Too late...looks like they've already been pillaged.'

"To summarize the year: we were taken over, we took over, we were taken over and we took over."

A woman wearing a skin sitting behind a desk with a nameplate that reads "Sheena, Queen of the corporate jungle."

Under new blame.

'By the time I climbed up to this job, I was too tired to do it.'

"The torch is passed, but since the company is going green, I'm passing a high efficiency, solar powered multi LEC prism spotlight."

"So far it doesn't look like a hostile takeover."

'I'm feeling absolutely marvelous. I think I'll acquire another company.'

'Of course, the toll on my personal life has been enormous.'

Why am I running?

'You can't put him out to pasture - he owns the pasture!'

'I'm feeling absolutely marvelous. I think I'll acquire another company.'

"I believe he was the victim of a hostile takeover."

'Going back to work now that the kids are grown is one thing, Martha. Mounting a hostile takeover bid of my company is another!'

'...and what's more, my databank has more data than your databank.'

"Congratulations, Figbert. I'm making you Vice President in charge of my wife's Honey-Do-List."

"On the weekend I finally beat the club pro...so I don't need you anymore!"

Minister Starts at a New Church

"I advise a slow, steady stream of lawsuits to weaken your enemies resistance. We call it time release litigation."

"All this is mine now! I had my lawyers declare you incompetent!"

'I sent an employee to a motivational seminar once. He came back and took my job.'

'He works in Acquisitions.'

'There's a no-nonsense quality about TJ that I admire.'

Star Executive

Man in office fencing with pieces of paper flying about

'The very name 'windfall profits' show it's an act of god.'