Financial Conqueror Pillows

"I'm here to pay you to tell me how much I have to pay someone else."

Sewage bill

A woman wearing a skin sitting behind a desk with a nameplate that reads "Sheena, Queen of the corporate jungle."

'By the time I climbed up to this job, I was too tired to do it.'

'Of course, the toll on my personal life has been enormous.'

Why am I running?

Considering she started here as an office temp she's done quite well.

'I'm feeling absolutely marvelous. I think I'll acquire another company.'

'I'm feeling absolutely marvelous. I think I'll acquire another company.'

"I believe he was the victim of a hostile takeover."

'Going back to work now that the kids are grown is one thing, Martha. Mounting a hostile takeover bid of my company is another!'

'...and what's more, my databank has more data than your databank.'

Crop duster wanted.

Man on a unicycle trying to guard credit from nasty 'Bankruptcy'.

"I advise a slow, steady stream of lawsuits to weaken your enemies resistance. We call it time release litigation."

IRS tax instructions.

'There's a no-nonsense quality about TJ that I admire.'

'He works in Acquisitions.'

'I sent an employee to a motivational seminar once. He came back and took my job.'

"Graduates, faculty, parents, creditors..."

Man in office fencing with pieces of paper flying about

Star Executive

'Buzz Off! I'm busy!'

Man goes from instant cash machine to instant spending.

'I'm too big for 'Goodnight Moon,' Daddy. Tell the story about that business deal where you crushed the little guys.'

"I came, I saw I takeovered."

'I've had tight deadlines, if that's what you mean by performing well under pressure.'

The European Union aims to eradicate tax evasion.

"Here's a new bill to pay...intellectual property tax!"

'You think I'M stressed out... wait till this check BOUNCES.'

In the red

'The question before us is: 'do we pounce on Acme industries and gobble them up and savage them, or do we roll over like a bunch of spineless pussycats and let Acme take us over?'

'Considering my student debt, I felt it prudent to specialize in bankruptcy law,'