Debt Conquerors Pillows

A man gets attacked by his credit report.

"Listen, I know our bills are behind. We're going through a hard time."

U of Debt

'Honestly Bob, it's not that bad. If you can make as much next year as you did this year you'll be able to pay off your outstanding taxes for last year. That'll just leave the interest, the tax for this year and... my fees.'

Top Ten New Year's Resolutions

'So far more education hasn't helped me get a job. I think I'll get some student loans and get some more education.'

IRS tax instructions.

'A belt will have to be tightened...not the cars...yours.'

"With the rises in fuel, food and mortgage I'm going to have to put in some overtime."

"Graduates, faculty, parents, creditors..."

'If the best things in life are free, we have too many of the worst things.'

"Ladies and Gentlemen, this seminar is about how to make profits in times of crisis..."

In the red

Student Debt

What do you mean, you've done more for me than my mother did? We've carried you for 10 months!

'Considering my student debt, I felt it prudent to specialize in bankruptcy law,'

Vikings behind you, a scary monster to the side...

'Is it okay to put my credit card payment on my credit card?'

'Maybe framed copies of your mortgage, auto loan, and tuition loans are too much of a motivator. Maybe you need a financial planner.'

"I'm here to pay off the last loan installment!"

"I graduated magna cum student loan, so I'll need a big starting salary."

Buy now... pay later

'Right now I'd say our biggest asset is our credit card debt.'

'I've pinpointed our problem. There's too much month left at the end of my salary!'

'You have to work two and a half years to cover your annual living expenses.'

"Although we appreciate your offer of a 'magic money tree' you still have to repay your mortgage."

After years of study & hard effort, you're ready to begin your life's work. . . paying off your student loan."

UK Economy

"Our house is on credit, our cars are on credit, our vacations are on credit. Banks are always failing, it's just that ours will never go bancrupt."

Big City Bank Loan manager

'I'm sorry, NEXT!'

Euro smashes other currencies.

Woman at mail boxes which are marked: Local Mail Out - Of Town Mail - Deficit Ideas.

"I'm here to pay you to tell me how much I have to pay someone else."