Debt Destroyers Pillows

"Good news! - I've just finished paying back my student loan...."

Top Ten New Year's Resolutions

"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan."

U of Debt

'Honestly Bob, it's not that bad. If you can make as much next year as you did this year you'll be able to pay off your outstanding taxes for last year. That'll just leave the interest, the tax for this year and... my fees.'

"Hey, honey, the credit card company increased our debt... I mean our credit limit!"

Bingo! Credit card number!! The real reason raccoons like garbage.

Help! Have to pay back a big world bank loan.

Standard And P****d.

'It's a type of credit card that self destructs when it reaches the limit I've set for you.'

Student Debt

'Listen, Santa. Either you repay what you owe, or we reposses Rudolph!'

Deficit...

"This place has a water view if you're looking at the mortgage."

'A belt will have to be tightened...not the cars...yours.'

"Graduates, faculty, parents, creditors..."

In the red

What do you mean, you've done more for me than my mother did? We've carried you for 10 months!

'Considering my student debt, I felt it prudent to specialize in bankruptcy law,'

"That wasn't supposed to happen!!"

Student Debt

The sixth college sense. 'I see debt people.'

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'I may be 40 years old, but I have the student debt of a 20 year old.'

"If you hold it up to your ear you can hear the sloshing sound of trillions of dollars worth of unsecured debt."

'Maybe framed copies of your mortgage, auto loan, and tuition loans are too much of a motivator. Maybe you need a financial planner.'

'Is it okay to put my credit card payment on my credit card?'

Office of Management & Budget. Now hiring: crowdfunding expert to reduce the U.S. budget deficit.

"I'm here to pay off the last loan installment!"

'You'll need a better credit rating before we can give you a credit card?'

"Your financial situation was built on a house of cards. Credit cards."

"For what it cost me, it SHOULD be big."

Born To Raise Dirt

'Come in! come in!'....we'll see what we can do about your ongoing, way-to-fast growth problem!'

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