Debt Buster Pillows

'You borrowed $27,000 over the years to study computer sciences. According to our files, you now owe us $1.83.'

Woman at Post Office Drop box see a sign: National Debt Solutions.

'Remember, paying off your student loans is the first step in your journey to a good credit score...'

"Your financial situation was built on a house of cards. Credit cards."

'What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong!'

'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'

'Honestly Bob, it's not that bad. If you can make as much next year as you did this year you'll be able to pay off your outstanding taxes for last year. That'll just leave the interest, the tax for this year and... my fees.'

"Hey, honey, the credit card company increased our debt... I mean our credit limit!"

Help! Have to pay back a big world bank loan.

'This is our Greek debt, this is our Spanish debt, and this is our Portuguese debt...'

Top Ten New Year's Resolutions

'We're cutting back on our legal expenses and going with the violence instead.'

'Uh oh. I can see another few hundred will be added to your bid.'

'My firm has scrutinised your budget and determined you could save a fortune by sacking us...that'll be £300,000 please!'

Oil shock.

"I don't mind out of control spending as long as it's on stuff I like."

'Thanks, I just know that I'll never be able to repay your kindness . . .'

'Listen, Santa. Either you repay what you owe, or we reposses Rudolph!'

Osborne's Tax Cuts

'Please excuse the mess - we've been busy throwing good money after bad!'

Celebrity endorsements? I thought you said celibate endorsements. No wonder we're coming in under budget.

"This place has a water view if you're looking at the mortgage."

"I've been told to go through all our expenses...cut out any fat, get rid of any costly perks!"

"They're spelt differently!"

'A belt will have to be tightened...not the cars...yours.'

Deficit...

"Graduates, faculty, parents, creditors..."

What do you mean, you've done more for me than my mother did? We've carried you for 10 months!

"Hang the expense, Potter. If you need another pencil, order it."

In the red

"According to this analysis, Gibbons, last year your department spent forty-five thousand dollars on candy alone."

"That wasn't supposed to happen!!"