Debt Battler Pillows

Debt.

"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan."

'Our admission policy is now simplicity itself. If you have the tuition, you're in.'

U of Debt

'Budget cuts have forced us to drop our day-care program. I've contacted your mother to come and pick you up.'

Fries and kids

'Let's go and make some unfunded spending committments.'

'This is our Greek debt, this is our Spanish debt, and this is our Portuguese debt...'

Top Ten New Year's Resolutions

'It's a type of credit card that self destructs when it reaches the limit I've set for you.'

Recession

Student Debt

'Not only can I not find the middle class tax cut, I can't find the middle class.'

'Congratulations! And please give your parents this receipt for $148 thousand.'

'Get an afterlife!'

"All I have left to cut is my lunch money."

The United States Public Debt.

Next Wave Collegiate Sports

"I've run every test known to man, and it turns out you're allergic to medical bills."

'It may seem we're sinking deeper into debt, but really we're just experiencing a quarter of negative growth.'

'Thanks, I just know that I'll never be able to repay your kindness . . .'

Graduating students asking for cash donations.

"If all countries are in debt, who's got all the money?"

It's 10 p.m. Do you know why stocks rise and fall, but the U.S. National debt keeps going up?

"Buy stock in a college?...I don't think you can...but why would we?"

Finance Co., Refinance Co.

'It's your debt to society.'

"Since both of us believe in reincarnation, what if I pay you all the money I owe you in the next life?"

It doesn't matter if our house is made out of bricks, we've got a sub-prime mortgage!

TELLER, 'Thirty-seven dollars? -- you call THAT overdrawn?'

'When does a tax increase not sound like a tax increase?'

Fiscal Cliff Dwellers.

'I'm push come to shove. . .'

The Pessimist, the Optimist and the Obamamist.

"That wasn't supposed to happen!!"