Debt Battlers Pillows

Broke parents of a college graduate.

'The bad news is that your monthly payment will be $24,089.23. The good news is that it will never increase.'

"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan."

'Our admission policy is now simplicity itself. If you have the tuition, you're in.'

U of Debt

Fries and kids

Top Ten New Year's Resolutions

'Let's go and make some unfunded spending committments.'

'Ooops! My mistake. That was the yearly budget estimate, no the monthly estimate.'

'It's a type of credit card that self destructs when it reaches the limit I've set for you.'

Recession

'Congratulations! And please give your parents this receipt for $148 thousand.'

Student Debt

The United States Public Debt.

'It may seem we're sinking deeper into debt, but really we're just experiencing a quarter of negative growth.'

Graduating students asking for cash donations.

It's 10 p.m. Do you know why stocks rise and fall, but the U.S. National debt keeps going up?

'...now pour the mixture into a baking dish...'

"If all countries are in debt, who's got all the money?"

"Buy stock in a college?...I don't think you can...but why would we?"

Finance Co., Refinance Co.

"Since both of us believe in reincarnation, what if I pay you all the money I owe you in the next life?"

'It's your debt to society.'

TELLER, 'Thirty-seven dollars? -- you call THAT overdrawn?'

The Pessimist, the Optimist and the Obamamist.

'When does a tax increase not sound like a tax increase?'

'One day, son, all this willy be yours...only by then it will have grown and grown...to hundreds of billions...it's called the cost of PFI.'

Gas Bill

'I'm push come to shove. . .'

"That wasn't supposed to happen!!"

It doesn't matter if our house is made out of bricks, we've got a sub-prime mortgage!

"The dow is over 21,000!"

"A raise?! In my day, if we needed more money, we just borrowed it."

The sixth college sense. 'I see debt people.'

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