Debt Buster Gifts

'You borrowed $27,000 over the years to study computer sciences. According to our files, you now owe us $1.83.'

Actually, College Tuition Does Pay

Woman at Post Office Drop box see a sign: National Debt Solutions.

'Remember, paying off your student loans is the first step in your journey to a good credit score...'

"Your financial situation was built on a house of cards. Credit cards."

No, I didn't know they were going to cut the office furniture budget in half.

'What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong!'

'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'

Budget Bureau. Ernie, spilling something from every food group on it, does not make it a "balanced" budget!

'Honestly Bob, it's not that bad. If you can make as much next year as you did this year you'll be able to pay off your outstanding taxes for last year. That'll just leave the interest, the tax for this year and... my fees.'

"Hey, honey, the credit card company increased our debt... I mean our credit limit!"

"This is crazy! We've been here only 10 minutes, we've spent all our money, and we've got nothing to show for it!"

Standard And P****d.

Help! Have to pay back a big world bank loan.

Top Ten New Year's Resolutions

'We're cutting back on our legal expenses and going with the violence instead.'

'This is our Greek debt, this is our Spanish debt, and this is our Portuguese debt...'

'Uh oh. I can see another few hundred will be added to your bid.'

'My firm has scrutinised your budget and determined you could save a fortune by sacking us...that'll be £300,000 please!'

Yes, dear, I remembered the coupons and saved a few dollars. The Adventures of Marriedman.

Oil shock.

Horror Theater. Now Playing. Return of the Deficit.

"I don't mind out of control spending as long as it's on stuff I like."

'Please excuse the mess - we've been busy throwing good money after bad!'

'Listen, Santa. Either you repay what you owe, or we reposses Rudolph!'

'Thanks, I just know that I'll never be able to repay your kindness . . .'

Osborne's Tax Cuts

'A belt will have to be tightened...not the cars...yours.'

Celebrity endorsements? I thought you said celibate endorsements. No wonder we're coming in under budget.

"This place has a water view if you're looking at the mortgage."

Put it in petty cash.

Deficit...

"I've been told to go through all our expenses...cut out any fat, get rid of any costly perks!"

"They're spelt differently!"

"Graduates, faculty, parents, creditors..."