Debt Demolisher Gifts

"Do we accept PayPay? We accept any method that pays, pal."

In case of insolvency break glass.

Missing the Point.

"It's simple, but it works for us!"

"Hey, honey, the credit card company increased our debt... I mean our credit limit!"

"I just need enough money to tide me over until I need more money to tide me over."

"Speaking as your financial advisor I'd suggest you pay off your unsecured lines of credit before you even think of investing in the market. Speaking as a tiger I think maybe you should just let me eat you."

"I figure that by the time I’m 62, I’ll have no student-loan debt, then, who knows – maybe start a family."

Green Economy and World Debt

"For what it cost me, it SHOULD be big."

"Yes, son. Of course I'll help you to 'pay off your college loan'. Just as soon as I pay off my own."

Debts stacking up.

Worrying over the large number of bills to pay.

Dr. D for Debt Smith.

Mario Monti: cleaning up Italian debt.

Living within our means -brought to you by the Bank of China.

'Oh no! That £1 Trillion of debt is OURS!'

'You'll need a better credit rating before we can give you a credit card?'

'A bank manager will always lend you money if you can prove you don't need it!'

'Firstly-let's not raise our hopes too high...'

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

'Honestly Bob, it's not that bad. If you can make as much next year as you did this year you'll be able to pay off your outstanding taxes for last year. That'll just leave the interest, the tax for this year and... my fees.'

"If I'm such a poor risk, how did I get so deep into debt?"

'This is our Greek debt, this is our Spanish debt, and this is our Portuguese debt...'

Top Ten New Year's Resolutions

Run in the Family

'He was a barman before he got into the demolition game.'

'Thanks, I just know that I'll never be able to repay your kindness . . .'

'A belt will have to be tightened...not the cars...yours.'

"Graduates, faculty, parents, creditors..."

'After reviewing my student loans, I wrote my thesis on deficit spending.'

"Buy stock in a college?...I don't think you can...but why would we?"

Insurance company agreeing workers' compensation policy in a demolition company.

'There's no interest on your purchase for a year. Then we become VERY interested in your balance after that.'

"We're looking for someone just like you but with testicles."