Debt Slayer Gifts

"Buy stock in a college?...I don't think you can...but why would we?"

"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan."

U of Debt

"I keep telling myself I've got to slow down."

Giant slug attacks a city

'Honestly Bob, it's not that bad. If you can make as much next year as you did this year you'll be able to pay off your outstanding taxes for last year. That'll just leave the interest, the tax for this year and... my fees.'

"Hey, honey, the credit card company increased our debt... I mean our credit limit!"

Top Ten New Year's Resolutions

'It's a type of credit card that self destructs when it reaches the limit I've set for you.'

Run in the Family

Student Debt

'A belt will have to be tightened...not the cars...yours.'

'It's only a slug Norman.'

Student Debt

What do you mean, you've done more for me than my mother did? We've carried you for 10 months!

The sixth college sense. 'I see debt people.'

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'Is it okay to put my credit card payment on my credit card?'

'I may be 40 years old, but I have the student debt of a 20 year old.'

'You'll need a better credit rating before we can give you a credit card?'

"Your financial situation was built on a house of cards. Credit cards."

"For what it cost me, it SHOULD be big."

"This year, no coal for the bad guys!"

Buy now... pay later

"I'm here to pay off the last loan installment!"

'Right now I'd say our biggest asset is our credit card debt.'

In case of insolvency break glass.

'I've pinpointed our problem. There's too much month left at the end of my salary!'

'You have to work two and a half years to cover your annual living expenses.'

"Although we appreciate your offer of a 'magic money tree' you still have to repay your mortgage."

'Do you have poor credit? . . . Visit paydayloanshark.com for instant cash!'

Financial Advisor. What I have is a conflict of interest - the interest on my mortgage, my car loan, my credit cards.

Worrying over the large number of bills to pay.

"In the time I’ve been on hold with this collection agency, my debt has been bought and sold to another collection agency!"