Tax Slayer Gifts

Let me handle him okay?

'Now, keep in mind that these numbers are only as accurate as the fictitious data, ludicrous assumptions and wishful thinking they're based upon!'

'He's refusing to die as a protest against Inheritance Tax.'

Giant slug attacks a city

"How is the budget forecast looking?"

European Union: Entering a prohibitive tax zone.

'We decided the current system for reviewing corporation tax was too complex so we'll trial the 'think of a number and then double it' method.'

'I was wondering, Mr. Hartwelder, if I could be paid in money rather than stock options?'

Please be seated. A jack booted government thug will be with you shortly.

After thirty years of hard work, Tom was beginning to get a little upset with the ball and chain forced upon him.

Wishing Well: Tax reciept available for business related wishes.

"Buy stock in a college?...I don't think you can...but why would we?"

'It's only a slug Norman.'

Little Taxes.

"It's what we agreed. I'd do the tax avoidance you'd do the tax evasion."

'There's not much of an incentive after taxes.'

'When I die, please cremate me and send my ashes to the tax office. . .Write on the envelope, 'Now, you have everything.''

Man has his pockets emptied of cash at internal revenue office.

'Humans are really worried about us leaving. They're offering us tax incentives to stay.'

'It's a bet - If I don't take this next one down, I owe you a hundred bucks.'

Man sells IRS insurance outside IRS building.

"If it's the I.R.S., tell them: Not a penny! Not a centime! Not a sou!"

IRS: I Survived the Audit.

Performance anxiety lessons, the more you practice something.

"My ship came in, but the Government put it in dry dock."

"There's a lesson for us. If you don't chop off a few heads now and then, you'll end up paying taxes."

Good Accountant/Bad Accountant.

buck stops here-taxes...mine

Just remember, don't claim for lunch unless I was with you.

IRS, 'This is the first time I've seen the square root of minus one on a tax return.'

"I just can't resist...it's the nature of the beast in me!"