Salary Slayer Gifts

Looking for a gift that honors the energetic, no-nonsense spirit of a salary slayer? Our collection blends humor with personality, perfect for those who take their work and paycheck seriously—yet don’t forget to have fun along the way. From witty mugs to statement prints, these gifts are crafted for the go-getters, the hustle heroes, and the financial firefights. Show appreciation or give a chuckle to the boss, colleague, or friend who’s always conquering their career with style and sass.

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'I was wondering, Mr. Hartwelder, if I could be paid in money rather than stock options?'

'I was wondering, Mr. Hartwelder, if I could be paid in money rather than stock options?' mockup

'I was wondering, Mr. Hartwelder, if I could be paid in money rather than stock options?'

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'Now, keep in mind that these numbers are only as accurate as the fictitious data, ludicrous assumptions and wishful thinking they're based upon!'

'Now, keep in mind that these numbers are only as accurate as the fictitious data, ludicrous assumptions and wishful thinking they're based upon!' mockup

'Now, keep in mind that these numbers are only as accurate as the fictitious data, ludicrous assumptions and wishful thinking they're based upon!'

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Giant slug attacks a city

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My secret of living to 103? I stay active throwing out junk mail and alert dueling with telephone sales people!

My secret of living to 103? I stay active throwing out junk mail and alert dueling with telephone sales people! mockup

My secret of living to 103? I stay active throwing out junk mail and alert dueling with telephone sales people!

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"Buy stock in a college?...I don't think you can...but why would we?"

"Buy stock in a college?...I don't think you can...but why would we?" mockup

"Buy stock in a college?...I don't think you can...but why would we?"

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'It's only a slug Norman.'

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Unsubscribe-A-Mole

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Performance anxiety lessons, the more you practice something.

Performance anxiety lessons, the more you practice something. mockup

Performance anxiety lessons, the more you practice something.

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"I'm looking for something with low clearance. Something monsters won't be able to get under."

"I'm looking for something with low clearance. Something monsters won't be able to get under." mockup

"I'm looking for something with low clearance. Something monsters won't be able to get under."

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'Oh, sure, I should wake him up...but I asked him to kill that thing a week ago!'

'Oh, sure, I should wake him up...but I asked him to kill that thing a week ago!' mockup

'Oh, sure, I should wake him up...but I asked him to kill that thing a week ago!'

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'Oh for crying out loud, so there's a spider in the bathtub!!'

'Oh for crying out loud, so there's a spider in the bathtub!!' mockup

'Oh for crying out loud, so there's a spider in the bathtub!!'

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How to Get Rid of All the Snow

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"Goliath? We want you to defeat a tech giant."

"Goliath? We want you to defeat a tech giant." mockup

"Goliath? We want you to defeat a tech giant."

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'What exactly is it you dislike about slugs, Mister Crabtree?'

'What exactly is it you dislike about slugs, Mister Crabtree?' mockup

'What exactly is it you dislike about slugs, Mister Crabtree?'

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"Your sermon had everyone at rapt attention. Good move cutting the church WiFi."

"Your sermon had everyone at rapt attention. Good move cutting the church WiFi." mockup

"Your sermon had everyone at rapt attention. Good move cutting the church WiFi."

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'no, I'm sorry to say, giving up your bonus has not increased my respect for you.'

'no, I'm sorry to say, giving up your bonus has not increased my respect for you.' mockup

'no, I'm sorry to say, giving up your bonus has not increased my respect for you.'

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David and Goliath

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'I think I can...'

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'Watch out!'

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'This will kill the spores.'

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'Your presentation left them open-mouthed. Every one of them was yawning!'

'Your presentation left them open-mouthed. Every one of them was yawning!' mockup

'Your presentation left them open-mouthed. Every one of them was yawning!'

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'Faster Grace, it's gaining on you!' mockup

'Faster Grace, it's gaining on you!'

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'Hank, if I find one more of these things in the lawn, I'm going to throw away that damn crossbow.'

'Hank, if I find one more of these things in the lawn, I'm going to throw away that damn crossbow.' mockup

'Hank, if I find one more of these things in the lawn, I'm going to throw away that damn crossbow.'

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Budget Cuts

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'Look - the giant is dead! You got your cow back! Stop worrying about the loss of the bean crop!'

'Look - the giant is dead! You got your cow back! Stop worrying about the loss of the bean crop!' mockup

'Look - the giant is dead! You got your cow back! Stop worrying about the loss of the bean crop!'

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'Where're you going?' - 'Off to have your sausages carbon dated.'

'Where're you going?' - 'Off to have your sausages carbon dated.' mockup

'Where're you going?' - 'Off to have your sausages carbon dated.'

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"The witness may continue. I was just killing a spider."

"The witness may continue. I was just killing a spider." mockup

"The witness may continue. I was just killing a spider."

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'Don't worry Hal, I think if you pour salt on them, they completely shrivel up.'

'Don't worry Hal, I think if you pour salt on them, they completely shrivel up.' mockup

'Don't worry Hal, I think if you pour salt on them, they completely shrivel up.'

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Let me handle him okay?

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"I'm not trying to sell you anything, sir. I'm doing market research, and all I ask is two or three hours of your time to answer a few thousand questions."

"I'm not trying to sell you anything, sir. I'm doing market research, and all I ask is two or three hours of your time to answer a few thousand questions." mockup

"I'm not trying to sell you anything, sir. I'm doing market research, and all I ask is two or three hours of your time to answer a few thousand questions."

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