Snow Slayer Gifts

'Faster Grace, it's gaining on you!'

How to Get Rid of All the Snow

'Now, keep in mind that these numbers are only as accurate as the fictitious data, ludicrous assumptions and wishful thinking they're based upon!'

'I'm going to drag my sled up and down the sidewalk until the noise drives nature crazy and it snows.'

"Thank god I bought my layers."

Happy Hour

Giant slug attacks a city

"I'm supposed to wake Jasper up at sunrise, but which pile of snow is he asleep under?"

"It's time I got a bigger sword!"

'Being angry about shovelling snow will only make it harder for you, daddy...you need to just accept the snow...instead of thinking of it as a chore, you hate, make friends with it.'

Thunk! Teddy! Pick them up! They're toxic to all living things! Ok. Ok. But you don't have to exaggerate. Regrettably � I'm not.

Don't tell my wife. Dragon head.

"I've diligently spent the last eight hours saving an entire colony of elves from a pack of vicious dragons and your only concern is that it is 2 am?"

'I was wondering, Mr. Hartwelder, if I could be paid in money rather than stock options?'

Freezing

Skier.

Scared employees and manager fighting recession (dragon).

'It's only a slug Norman.'

"No brandy? Just a gift card?"

Rudy, please help me distract level 2 of my video game. Distract? I have no problem with level 1. But as soon as I get past it. I face this super-powerful monster. I can't defeat it. It's so mean, and ... oh no, here it comes! Where? No more playing or talking about video games. Go outside and do something real! I'll never make it to level 3. You'll never make it to your teens.

"I shoveled 5 driveways and made $40."

'He's not hurt. He's just really, really cold.'

"Anything but a head shot only angers an attorney."

Rich man getting ride on servant's skis.

"Careful, underneath that layer of snow there's a layer of confusion."

"After a long day at school, it's nice just to come home, kick back and outrun a horde of bloodthirsty zombies."

"I'm looking for something with low clearance. Something monsters won't be able to get under."

'Oh, sure, I should wake him up...but I asked him to kill that thing a week ago!'

'Oh for crying out loud, so there's a spider in the bathtub!!'

"I never know whether I should get good goggles I'll lose after three runs, or cheap ones I can't see out of after five runs."

"I've never skied paper before."

"Do you folks ever get up North?"

Skis and ski poles poking out of the snow.

"It's a nice change of pace from being on fire."

Gone to lunch.