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'Faster Grace, it's gaining on you!'

How to Get Rid of All the Snow

'Now, keep in mind that these numbers are only as accurate as the fictitious data, ludicrous assumptions and wishful thinking they're based upon!'

"Thank god I bought my layers."

'I'm going to drag my sled up and down the sidewalk until the noise drives nature crazy and it snows.'

Happy Hour

Giant slug attacks a city

"I'm supposed to wake Jasper up at sunrise, but which pile of snow is he asleep under?"

"It's time I got a bigger sword!"

'Being angry about shovelling snow will only make it harder for you, daddy...you need to just accept the snow...instead of thinking of it as a chore, you hate, make friends with it.'

"I've diligently spent the last eight hours saving an entire colony of elves from a pack of vicious dragons and your only concern is that it is 2 am?"

'I was wondering, Mr. Hartwelder, if I could be paid in money rather than stock options?'

Skier.

Freezing

Scared employees and manager fighting recession (dragon).

'It's only a slug Norman.'

"No brandy? Just a gift card?"

"I shoveled 5 driveways and made $40."

Rich man getting ride on servant's skis.

"After a long day at school, it's nice just to come home, kick back and outrun a horde of bloodthirsty zombies."

"Anything but a head shot only angers an attorney."

"Careful, underneath that layer of snow there's a layer of confusion."

'He's not hurt. He's just really, really cold.'

"I'm looking for something with low clearance. Something monsters won't be able to get under."

'Oh, sure, I should wake him up...but I asked him to kill that thing a week ago!'

'Oh for crying out loud, so there's a spider in the bathtub!!'

"I've never skied paper before."

Skis and ski poles poking out of the snow.

"I never know whether I should get good goggles I'll lose after three runs, or cheap ones I can't see out of after five runs."

"It's a nice change of pace from being on fire."

"Do you folks ever get up North?"

Gone to lunch.

"Is it too late to buy a policy?2

'Willy, get me the pesticide! We've got zombies!'