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"I'm looking for something with low clearance. Something monsters won't be able to get under."

"Young Frankenstein"

"It's time I got a bigger sword!"

The Frankenstein snowman.

"I've diligently spent the last eight hours saving an entire colony of elves from a pack of vicious dragons and your only concern is that it is 2 am?"

Rock On

Victor Frankenstein's Dream: 'This should definitely get me extra credit in my anatomy class.'

"Hmmm...it doesn't have the same gravitas..."

'Relax Cookie. I'll call the mold monster experts!'

Dr. Frankenstein makes the battery hen

Scared employees and manager fighting recession (dragon).

Happy Halloween!

"Do you believe in Bigfoot?"

"It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas."

Zika: War on Mosquitoes

'Wow, this computer virus is really something else!'

"This time I'm sure I've got it right!"

Spooky Chemistry.

"After a long day at school, it's nice just to come home, kick back and outrun a horde of bloodthirsty zombies."

"Anything but a head shot only angers an attorney."

Le Roi Kong

'It's ALIVE! IT'S ALIVE! And smells delicious!'

Loch Ness.

'Oh, sure, I should wake him up...but I asked him to kill that thing a week ago!'

'Oh for crying out loud, so there's a spider in the bathtub!!'

How to Get Rid of All the Snow

"You idiot, I told you to get me a brain!"

Saint George's Day: 'You can understand why they made him England's Patron Saint.'

"This is what the city pays us for, DiAngelo!"

'A giant killer macrophage! Doctor, this is madness!'

'Willy, get me the pesticide! We've got zombies!'

'Hit restart.'

.Friends Dug Up & Reunited