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'Wow, this computer virus is really something else!'

"It's time I got a bigger sword!"

Don't tell my wife. Dragon head.

"I've diligently spent the last eight hours saving an entire colony of elves from a pack of vicious dragons and your only concern is that it is 2 am?"

Rock On

'Relax Cookie. I'll call the mold monster experts!'

Scared employees and manager fighting recession (dragon).

Knights of the iPhone

Rudy, please help me distract level 2 of my video game. Distract? I have no problem with level 1. But as soon as I get past it. I face this super-powerful monster. I can't defeat it. It's so mean, and ... oh no, here it comes! Where? No more playing or talking about video games. Go outside and do something real! I'll never make it to level 3. You'll never make it to your teens.

The strong corna war

Zika: War on Mosquitoes

"Anything but a head shot only angers an attorney."

"After a long day at school, it's nice just to come home, kick back and outrun a horde of bloodthirsty zombies."

"I'm looking for something with low clearance. Something monsters won't be able to get under."

'Oh, sure, I should wake him up...but I asked him to kill that thing a week ago!'

'Oh for crying out loud, so there's a spider in the bathtub!!'

Wonderland. Old King Cole is putting together a new administration. Humpty Dumpty will be Secretary of the Fence. The cow who jumped over the moon will be Secretary of Steak, and the Little Mermaid will be Sturgeon General. Any one of the dwarfs could be Labor Secretary. It's off to work we go .... They're certainly on the short list!

Saint George's Day: 'You can understand why they made him England's Patron Saint.'

'Willy, get me the pesticide! We've got zombies!'

"Finally! A distraction from my inner demons."

'no, I'm sorry to say, giving up your bonus has not increased my respect for you.'

"You killed it, you clean it."

'I think I can...'

Jan was one of a select few personal trainers who would exercise demons...

'Look - the giant is dead! You got your cow back! Stop worrying about the loss of the bean crop!'

'Hank, if I find one more of these things in the lawn, I'm going to throw away that damn crossbow.'

"Fascinating. And I picked up four Pokemon in there."

"Exorcising one's demons."

Video Gamer

"To be honest I thought it would be more intimidating..."

"The witness may continue. I was just killing a spider."

'John is a great father and a wonderful husband, but occasionally he wrestles with demons.'

'Erm, shall we put out our torches, folks? They've got security lighting.'

"Of course I don't love you just because you can open jars. You can also kill spiders."

'Gah! Spider!' - 'Arghhh!' - 'Oh, hello insomnia.'