Monster Slayer Of The Virtual Realm Gifts

'Wow, this computer virus is really something else!'

"It's time I got a bigger sword!"

"I've diligently spent the last eight hours saving an entire colony of elves from a pack of vicious dragons and your only concern is that it is 2 am?"

Rock On

'Relax Cookie. I'll call the mold monster experts!'

Scared employees and manager fighting recession (dragon).

Knights of the iPhone

The strong corna war

Zika: War on Mosquitoes

"Anything but a head shot only angers an attorney."

"After a long day at school, it's nice just to come home, kick back and outrun a horde of bloodthirsty zombies."

"I'm looking for something with low clearance. Something monsters won't be able to get under."

'Oh, sure, I should wake him up...but I asked him to kill that thing a week ago!'

'Oh for crying out loud, so there's a spider in the bathtub!!'

Saint George's Day: 'You can understand why they made him England's Patron Saint.'

'Willy, get me the pesticide! We've got zombies!'

"Finally! A distraction from my inner demons."

"You killed it, you clean it."

'no, I'm sorry to say, giving up your bonus has not increased my respect for you.'

'I think I can...'

Jan was one of a select few personal trainers who would exercise demons...

"Exorcising one's demons."

'Hank, if I find one more of these things in the lawn, I'm going to throw away that damn crossbow.'

'Look - the giant is dead! You got your cow back! Stop worrying about the loss of the bean crop!'

"Fascinating. And I picked up four Pokemon in there."

"The witness may continue. I was just killing a spider."

'John is a great father and a wonderful husband, but occasionally he wrestles with demons.'

'I hate this bunker.'

'Gah! Spider!' - 'Arghhh!' - 'Oh, hello insomnia.'

"Of course I don't love you just because you can open jars. You can also kill spiders."

'Erm, shall we put out our torches, folks? They've got security lighting.'