Modern Monster Slayer Gifts

'Erm, shall we put out our torches, folks? They've got security lighting.'

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

"It's time I got a bigger sword!"

Don't tell my wife. Dragon head.

"I've diligently spent the last eight hours saving an entire colony of elves from a pack of vicious dragons and your only concern is that it is 2 am?"

Rock On

"These days they prefer to harass me on twitter."

'Relax Cookie. I'll call the mold monster experts!'

Scared employees and manager fighting recession (dragon).

"Do you believe in Bigfoot?"

Rudy, please help me distract level 2 of my video game. Distract? I have no problem with level 1. But as soon as I get past it. I face this super-powerful monster. I can't defeat it. It's so mean, and ... oh no, here it comes! Where? No more playing or talking about video games. Go outside and do something real! I'll never make it to level 3. You'll never make it to your teens.

'Wow, this computer virus is really something else!'

'Side effects? You have to worry about side effects?'

"After a long day at school, it's nice just to come home, kick back and outrun a horde of bloodthirsty zombies."

"Anything but a head shot only angers an attorney."

Le Roi Kong

Loch Ness.

"I'm looking for something with low clearance. Something monsters won't be able to get under."

'Oh for crying out loud, so there's a spider in the bathtub!!'

'Oh, sure, I should wake him up...but I asked him to kill that thing a week ago!'

"Goliath? We want you to defeat a tech giant."

Jump-starting Frankenstein's monster

'Well, there's something you don't see every day!'

How to Get Rid of All the Snow

"You know what they say - what doesn't kill you makes you a werewolf."

'Willy, get me the pesticide! We've got zombies!'

"Finally! A distraction from my inner demons."

"You killed it, you clean it."

David and Goliath

'I think I can...'

Jan was one of a select few personal trainers who would exercise demons...

'Faster Grace, it's gaining on you!'

"Exorcising one's demons."

"Say, aren't we a bit too old to drive a car?"

"Josephine, my man!"