Giant Slayer Enthusiast Gifts

'Look - the giant is dead! You got your cow back! Stop worrying about the loss of the bean crop!'

'Now, keep in mind that these numbers are only as accurate as the fictitious data, ludicrous assumptions and wishful thinking they're based upon!'

Pete Sampras

Giant slug attacks a city

Giant Monkey sprays the pesty planes with 'fly spray'

Dragon and Dragoff

"It's time I got a bigger sword!"

"I've diligently spent the last eight hours saving an entire colony of elves from a pack of vicious dragons and your only concern is that it is 2 am?"

Scared employees and manager fighting recession (dragon).

'It's only a slug Norman.'

Rudy, please help me distract level 2 of my video game. Distract? I have no problem with level 1. But as soon as I get past it. I face this super-powerful monster. I can't defeat it. It's so mean, and ... oh no, here it comes! Where? No more playing or talking about video games. Go outside and do something real! I'll never make it to level 3. You'll never make it to your teens.

"The whole thing's much smaller than it seemed on TV."

'Queen Kong' Gay and Proud

Unsubscribe-A-Mole

The insurance giants do battle, ironically costing their own companies billions of dollars in claims,

'Oh, he's just my son here for bring your kid to work day.'

"After a long day at school, it's nice just to come home, kick back and outrun a horde of bloodthirsty zombies."

"Anything but a head shot only angers an attorney."

Le Roi Kong

"I'm looking for something with low clearance. Something monsters won't be able to get under."

'Oh, sure, I should wake him up...but I asked him to kill that thing a week ago!'

'Oh for crying out loud, so there's a spider in the bathtub!!'

'I think he wants you to pull his finger.'

"I told you everyone was moving out of the city!"

Saint George's Day: 'You can understand why they made him England's Patron Saint.'

"Goliath? We want you to defeat a tech giant."

A giant ape struggles to climb twin towers.

'The Giants vs. Trolls'

'Willy, get me the pesticide! We've got zombies!'

Have you got any nails? I'm on a diet.

"For the last time, it's Flo before Fie except after Fee."

"Finally! A distraction from my inner demons."

"If you're going to be my accountant, you need to know that you'l be dealing with some big numbers."

'What exactly is it you dislike about slugs, Mister Crabtree?'

"You killed it, you clean it."