Giant Slayer Fan Gifts

David and Goliath

"Goliath? We want you to defeat a tech giant."

'Now, keep in mind that these numbers are only as accurate as the fictitious data, ludicrous assumptions and wishful thinking they're based upon!'

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

"I hurt a lot of people during my last twelve steps."

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

"Cthulhus, sir. Thousands of 'em."

Zombie pet tricks.

'No not there. Let's try it over here this time...'

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

'Igor, quit bugging me!'

Vampire collects bottles of blood from his doorstep.

"Yaffle: For the funny bone in you"

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

Halloween Selfie

At a secluded, candle-lit dinner, love rears its ugly head.

"Do I have to go out again!?"

Scary Halloween ICD-10 codes.

Base jumper in squirrel suit sees splat shadow as he leaps from canyon wall.

"I'll split my candy with you if you take me Trick or Treating."

"Red wine with fish? Sometimes you really are a monster."

"Don't mix this up...I want a car with a moonroof. He wants one with a sunroof."

"You can't eat that. It has nuts in it."

Giant Monsters At The Water Cooler

'These guys aren't playing by the rules!!!'

'... But of course, if there's something more interesting outside.'

The Horror Film Director.

Lab studies suggest that a human growth pill is just around the corner.

"Your tattoo doesn't make you look scary. It's a cute little floppy eared bunny."

Frankenstein's Monster receiving birthday present.

Halloween sculptor

"It was very generous of you, by the way."