Giant Slayer Fan Pillows

David and Goliath

"Goliath? We want you to defeat a tech giant."

'Now, keep in mind that these numbers are only as accurate as the fictitious data, ludicrous assumptions and wishful thinking they're based upon!'

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

"I hurt a lot of people during my last twelve steps."

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

"Cthulhus, sir. Thousands of 'em."

Zombie pet tricks.

'Igor, quit bugging me!'

Halloween Selfie

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

Vampire collects bottles of blood from his doorstep.

At a secluded, candle-lit dinner, love rears its ugly head.

"Yaffle: For the funny bone in you"

"Do I have to go out again!?"

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

Scary Halloween ICD-10 codes.

"I'll split my candy with you if you take me Trick or Treating."

Base jumper in squirrel suit sees splat shadow as he leaps from canyon wall.

"Red wine with fish? Sometimes you really are a monster."

"You can't eat that. It has nuts in it."

Giant Monsters At The Water Cooler

Lab studies suggest that a human growth pill is just around the corner.

'... But of course, if there's something more interesting outside.'

'These guys aren't playing by the rules!!!'

A Giant at the Airport.

"No monster, when I said 'lend me a hand'..."

Monster Realtor

"Your tattoo doesn't make you look scary. It's a cute little floppy eared bunny."

Halloween sculptor