Mold Monster Slayer Gifts

'Relax Cookie. I'll call the mold monster experts!'

"Young Frankenstein"

"Holy cow, Kenny, look at the size of that thing! It's huge, I tell ya'! And the teeth! The teeth!"

'Do you have any books on controlling little monsters?'

'Since Fleming already beat you to it with penicillin, I take it we can dispose of your week-old sandwich?'

'I may not know about DNA, but I sure as hell know about recombinant.'

The Frankenstein snowman.

Unbeknownst to many, the Frankenstein legend was in fact based on Albert Grimes, the mad tree surgeon.

'Not only was the superbug immune to antibiotics, but it had developed a taste for Dr Jones' whisky.'

Victor Frankenstein's Dream: 'This should definitely get me extra credit in my anatomy class.'

"Hmmm...it doesn't have the same gravitas..."

'Mr Godzilla - you need anger management!'

Dr. Frankenstein makes the battery hen

Happy Halloween!

"Is it just me, or is it humid up here?"

"It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas."

Medicine.

Rudy, please help me distract level 2 of my video game. Distract? I have no problem with level 1. But as soon as I get past it. I face this super-powerful monster. I can't defeat it. It's so mean, and ... oh no, here it comes! Where? No more playing or talking about video games. Go outside and do something real! I'll never make it to level 3. You'll never make it to your teens.

Fighting Malaria

"Why didn't you tell me the competition was making monsters with 3-D printers at less that half the cost?"

'Wow, this computer virus is really something else!'

'Oh, we aren't disturbing my husband. He's busy with mosquitos.'

The Mosquito bite left an unsightly bump on Tom's body.

Researchers find proof that the legendary lead foot exists.

'It's ALIVE! IT'S ALIVE! And smells delicious!'

Spooky Chemistry.

"Dude, you gotta get out here and clean this pool more often."

"This time I'm sure I've got it right!"

"I'm looking for something with low clearance. Something monsters won't be able to get under."

'A giant killer macrophage! Doctor, this is madness!'

"Goliath? We want you to defeat a tech giant."

"You idiot, I told you to get me a brain!"

How to Get Rid of All the Snow

"This is what the city pays us for, DiAngelo!"

The joy of killing a mosquito followed by the despair of realizing it already bit you.