Modern Monster Slayer Prints

'Erm, shall we put out our torches, folks? They've got security lighting.'

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

"It's time I got a bigger sword!"

"I've diligently spent the last eight hours saving an entire colony of elves from a pack of vicious dragons and your only concern is that it is 2 am?"

Rock On

"These days they prefer to harass me on twitter."

'Relax Cookie. I'll call the mold monster experts!'

"Do you believe in Bigfoot?"

Scared employees and manager fighting recession (dragon).

"After a long day at school, it's nice just to come home, kick back and outrun a horde of bloodthirsty zombies."

"Anything but a head shot only angers an attorney."

'Side effects? You have to worry about side effects?'

Le Roi Kong

'Wow, this computer virus is really something else!'

Loch Ness.

"I'm looking for something with low clearance. Something monsters won't be able to get under."

'Oh, sure, I should wake him up...but I asked him to kill that thing a week ago!'

'Oh for crying out loud, so there's a spider in the bathtub!!'

"Goliath? We want you to defeat a tech giant."

Jump-starting Frankenstein's monster

How to Get Rid of All the Snow

"You know what they say - what doesn't kill you makes you a werewolf."

'Willy, get me the pesticide! We've got zombies!'

"Finally! A distraction from my inner demons."

"You killed it, you clean it."

David and Goliath

'I think I can...'

Jan was one of a select few personal trainers who would exercise demons...

'Faster Grace, it's gaining on you!'

'Look - the giant is dead! You got your cow back! Stop worrying about the loss of the bean crop!'

"Exorcising one's demons."

"Say, aren't we a bit too old to drive a car?"

"Josephine, my man!"