Vampire Slayer Prints

He looks so natural lying there...

Giant slug attacks a city

"It's time I got a bigger sword!"

"I've diligently spent the last eight hours saving an entire colony of elves from a pack of vicious dragons and your only concern is that it is 2 am?"

'I've got it made in the shade. What worries me is sunshine.'

Child buys 'Dracula doll': Keep in box until sunset.

Scared employees and manager fighting recession (dragon).

'It's only a slug Norman.'

Professor Van Helsing's long and successful career as a vampire hunter, came to a sudden end due to woodworm.

"The last vampire who lived in it spared no expense on upgrades. Especially when it comes to the latest technology."

Zika: War on Mosquitoes

'My head's in the shop, this is just a loaner.'

Carpe Noctem - Seize the Night

"After a long day at school, it's nice just to come home, kick back and outrun a horde of bloodthirsty zombies."

Van Helsing's plans are thwarted by the Count's new anti-staking device.

"Anything but a head shot only angers an attorney."

"Introvert."

'Wow, this computer virus is really something else!'

"I'm looking for something with low clearance. Something monsters won't be able to get under."

A Blind Vampire using a bat as a guide.

'Actually, I was thinking more blood group than personality.'

'Oh for crying out loud, so there's a spider in the bathtub!!'

'Oh, sure, I should wake him up...but I asked him to kill that thing a week ago!'

Vampire hunters manage to grab the dentures of a vampire.

"Just as I expected, Mrs Frimley. You've got vampires."

"Somehow I don’t think that’s the sound of a sexy teenage vampire."

Saint George's Day: 'You can understand why they made him England's Patron Saint.'

How to Get Rid of All the Snow

"Never mind about star signs what blood group are you"

Right that's it...you've had enough Bloody Marys!

'Willy, get me the pesticide! We've got zombies!'

"Finally! A distraction from my inner demons."

Fighting the Dragon