Demon Slayer Gifts

Jan was one of a select few personal trainers who would exercise demons...

"Exorcising one's demons."

'John is a great father and a wonderful husband, but occasionally he wrestles with demons.'

Warrior Woman

Dragon and Dragoff

"It's time I got a bigger sword!"

Don't tell my wife. Dragon head.

"I've diligently spent the last eight hours saving an entire colony of elves from a pack of vicious dragons and your only concern is that it is 2 am?"

"I was hoping you'd consider this a prelude to a kiss."

"Buy stock in a college?...I don't think you can...but why would we?"

Scared employees and manager fighting recession (dragon).

Rudy, please help me distract level 2 of my video game. Distract? I have no problem with level 1. But as soon as I get past it. I face this super-powerful monster. I can't defeat it. It's so mean, and ... oh no, here it comes! Where? No more playing or talking about video games. Go outside and do something real! I'll never make it to level 3. You'll never make it to your teens.

Knights of the iPhone

'Wow, this computer virus is really something else!'

"After a long day at school, it's nice just to come home, kick back and outrun a horde of bloodthirsty zombies."

"Anything but a head shot only angers an attorney."

"I'm looking for something with low clearance. Something monsters won't be able to get under."

'Oh, sure, I should wake him up...but I asked him to kill that thing a week ago!'

'Oh for crying out loud, so there's a spider in the bathtub!!'

How to Get Rid of All the Snow

Saint George's Day: 'You can understand why they made him England's Patron Saint.'

'Willy, get me the pesticide! We've got zombies!'

Fighting the Dragon

"Your sermon had everyone at rapt attention. Good move cutting the church WiFi."

"You killed it, you clean it."

"Problems are only as real as you imagine them to be."

'no, I'm sorry to say, giving up your bonus has not increased my respect for you.'

"Finally! A distraction from my inner demons."

'I think I can...'

'Faster Grace, it's gaining on you!'

'Hank, if I find one more of these things in the lawn, I'm going to throw away that damn crossbow.'

Video Gamer

"The witness may continue. I was just killing a spider."

"To be honest I thought it would be more intimidating..."

'Gah! Spider!' - 'Arghhh!' - 'Oh, hello insomnia.'