Demon Slayer Of The Mind Gifts

"Problems are only as real as you imagine them to be."

"Postwar is hell."

"Nice epic battle between good and evil!"

"It's time I got a bigger sword!"

Don't tell my wife. Dragon head.

"I've diligently spent the last eight hours saving an entire colony of elves from a pack of vicious dragons and your only concern is that it is 2 am?"

I demand to see a lawyer. May I say, you've come to the right place.

"Do you see the one who possessed your soul?"

Scared employees and manager fighting recession (dragon).

"Slow down. This stuff is gold, I’m tellin’ ya! Gold!"

Rudy, please help me distract level 2 of my video game. Distract? I have no problem with level 1. But as soon as I get past it. I face this super-powerful monster. I can't defeat it. It's so mean, and ... oh no, here it comes! Where? No more playing or talking about video games. Go outside and do something real! I'll never make it to level 3. You'll never make it to your teens.

Brain versus Religion.

'They come down here to smoke.'

Performance anxiety lessons, the more you practice something.

'Wow, this computer virus is really something else!'

"After a long day at school, it's nice just to come home, kick back and outrun a horde of bloodthirsty zombies."

"Anything but a head shot only angers an attorney."

"I'm looking for something with low clearance. Something monsters won't be able to get under."

'See?... I told you I couldn't be hypnotised, didn't I?'

'Oh, sure, I should wake him up...but I asked him to kill that thing a week ago!'

'Oh for crying out loud, so there's a spider in the bathtub!!'

Dave began to suspect that he had moved next door to the neighbour from hell.

"I'm here today to talk to you about the dark side of outsourcing."

Devil Tricks

"Finally! A distraction from my inner demons."

"The crowdfunding"

"You killed it, you clean it."

'Careful, this plate isn't hot.'

"Your sermon had everyone at rapt attention. Good move cutting the church WiFi."

"Yeah but he wasn't just the devourer of souls, he also created lots of jobs!"

Jan was one of a select few personal trainers who would exercise demons...

'Your presentation left them open-mouthed. Every one of them was yawning!'

Please Wait To Be Scared.

"Exorcising one's demons."

Horror