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"Problems are only as real as you imagine them to be."

"Postwar is hell."

"It's time I got a bigger sword!"

"I've diligently spent the last eight hours saving an entire colony of elves from a pack of vicious dragons and your only concern is that it is 2 am?"

I demand to see a lawyer. May I say, you've come to the right place.

"Do you see the one who possessed your soul?"

Scared employees and manager fighting recession (dragon).

"Slow down. This stuff is gold, I’m tellin’ ya! Gold!"

Brain versus Religion.

'They come down here to smoke.'

"Anything but a head shot only angers an attorney."

Performance anxiety lessons, the more you practice something.

'Wow, this computer virus is really something else!'

"After a long day at school, it's nice just to come home, kick back and outrun a horde of bloodthirsty zombies."

"I'm looking for something with low clearance. Something monsters won't be able to get under."

'See?... I told you I couldn't be hypnotised, didn't I?'

'Oh for crying out loud, so there's a spider in the bathtub!!'

Dave began to suspect that he had moved next door to the neighbour from hell.

'Oh, sure, I should wake him up...but I asked him to kill that thing a week ago!'

Devil Tricks

"I'm here today to talk to you about the dark side of outsourcing."

"You killed it, you clean it."

"Finally! A distraction from my inner demons."

"The crowdfunding"

'Careful, this plate isn't hot.'

"Yeah but he wasn't just the devourer of souls, he also created lots of jobs!"

"Your sermon had everyone at rapt attention. Good move cutting the church WiFi."

Jan was one of a select few personal trainers who would exercise demons...

'Your presentation left them open-mouthed. Every one of them was yawning!'

"Exorcising one's demons."

Please Wait To Be Scared.

Horror

'I'm afraid of heights.'