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'I hate this bunker.'

Giant slug attacks a city

"It's time I got a bigger sword!"

Don't tell my wife. Dragon head.

"I've diligently spent the last eight hours saving an entire colony of elves from a pack of vicious dragons and your only concern is that it is 2 am?"

Rock On

'Relax Cookie. I'll call the mold monster experts!'

Scared employees and manager fighting recession (dragon).

'It's only a slug Norman.'

Rudy, please help me distract level 2 of my video game. Distract? I have no problem with level 1. But as soon as I get past it. I face this super-powerful monster. I can't defeat it. It's so mean, and ... oh no, here it comes! Where? No more playing or talking about video games. Go outside and do something real! I'll never make it to level 3. You'll never make it to your teens.

Medicine.

"This year, no coal for the bad guys!"

"After a long day at school, it's nice just to come home, kick back and outrun a horde of bloodthirsty zombies."

'Wow, this computer virus is really something else!'

"Anything but a head shot only angers an attorney."

"I'm looking for something with low clearance. Something monsters won't be able to get under."

'Oh for crying out loud, so there's a spider in the bathtub!!'

'Oh, sure, I should wake him up...but I asked him to kill that thing a week ago!'

How to Get Rid of All the Snow

"Goliath? We want you to defeat a tech giant."

Saint George's Day: 'You can understand why they made him England's Patron Saint.'

David and Goliath

'What exactly is it you dislike about slugs, Mister Crabtree?'

"You killed it, you clean it."

"Finally! A distraction from my inner demons."

'I think I can...'

Jan was one of a select few personal trainers who would exercise demons...

'Faster Grace, it's gaining on you!'

'Hank, if I find one more of these things in the lawn, I'm going to throw away that damn crossbow.'

'Look - the giant is dead! You got your cow back! Stop worrying about the loss of the bean crop!'

"Exorcising one's demons."

"To be honest I thought it would be more intimidating..."

'Don't worry Hal, I think if you pour salt on them, they completely shrivel up.'

"The witness may continue. I was just killing a spider."

"It's what you deserve."