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'I hate this bunker.'

Giant slug attacks a city

"It's time I got a bigger sword!"

"I've diligently spent the last eight hours saving an entire colony of elves from a pack of vicious dragons and your only concern is that it is 2 am?"

Rock On

'Relax Cookie. I'll call the mold monster experts!'

Scared employees and manager fighting recession (dragon).

'It's only a slug Norman.'

Medicine.

'Wow, this computer virus is really something else!'

"This year, no coal for the bad guys!"

"After a long day at school, it's nice just to come home, kick back and outrun a horde of bloodthirsty zombies."

"Anything but a head shot only angers an attorney."

"I'm looking for something with low clearance. Something monsters won't be able to get under."

'Oh, sure, I should wake him up...but I asked him to kill that thing a week ago!'

'Oh for crying out loud, so there's a spider in the bathtub!!'

"Goliath? We want you to defeat a tech giant."

How to Get Rid of All the Snow

Saint George's Day: 'You can understand why they made him England's Patron Saint.'

'What exactly is it you dislike about slugs, Mister Crabtree?'

David and Goliath

"You killed it, you clean it."

"Finally! A distraction from my inner demons."

'I think I can...'

Jan was one of a select few personal trainers who would exercise demons...

'Faster Grace, it's gaining on you!'

'Hank, if I find one more of these things in the lawn, I'm going to throw away that damn crossbow.'

'Look - the giant is dead! You got your cow back! Stop worrying about the loss of the bean crop!'

"Exorcising one's demons."

"The witness may continue. I was just killing a spider."

'John is a great father and a wonderful husband, but occasionally he wrestles with demons.'

'Don't worry Hal, I think if you pour salt on them, they completely shrivel up.'

"It's what you deserve."