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"Anything but a head shot only angers an attorney."

"After a long day at school, it's nice just to come home, kick back and outrun a horde of bloodthirsty zombies."

'Now, keep in mind that these numbers are only as accurate as the fictitious data, ludicrous assumptions and wishful thinking they're based upon!'

Giant slug attacks a city

'Not only was the superbug immune to antibiotics, but it had developed a taste for Dr Jones' whisky.'

'It's only a slug Norman.'

Zika: War on Mosquitoes

'Wow, this computer virus is really something else!'

"I'm looking for something with low clearance. Something monsters won't be able to get under."

'Oh, sure, I should wake him up...but I asked him to kill that thing a week ago!'

'Oh for crying out loud, so there's a spider in the bathtub!!'

How to Get Rid of All the Snow

'Willy, get me the pesticide! We've got zombies!'

"Finally! A distraction from my inner demons."

'What exactly is it you dislike about slugs, Mister Crabtree?'

'I don't give Zombie Apocalypses out to anybody as gifts I'm afraid.'

"Your sermon had everyone at rapt attention. Good move cutting the church WiFi."

'I think I can...'

'You have too much salt in your diet.'

Jan was one of a select few personal trainers who would exercise demons...

'This will kill the spores.'

'Faster Grace, it's gaining on you!'

'Look - the giant is dead! You got your cow back! Stop worrying about the loss of the bean crop!'

'Hank, if I find one more of these things in the lawn, I'm going to throw away that damn crossbow.'

"Exorcising one's demons."

'John is a great father and a wonderful husband, but occasionally he wrestles with demons.'

"The witness may continue. I was just killing a spider."

'Don't worry Hal, I think if you pour salt on them, they completely shrivel up.'

"Uhhh, I just need your ID, sir."

"I'm not trying to sell you anything, sir. I'm doing market research, and all I ask is two or three hours of your time to answer a few thousand questions."

'I hate this bunker.'

'Gah! Spider!' - 'Arghhh!' - 'Oh, hello insomnia.'

"Of course I don't love you just because you can open jars. You can also kill spiders."

'Erm, shall we put out our torches, folks? They've got security lighting.'