Chaos Slayer T-Shirts

How's your home organizing going? Great

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

Face painting.

What My Day Feels Like

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

"I just love how wet you've made things in here."

Mayhem, Inc. Part 21

'I'm just exercising my first amendment rights.'

"There, all neat and tidy!"

'You'll never believe the day I've had...'

'Congratulations on your purchase of the new Kablooey! Desk Organizer! Instructions for use...'

Trays on desk read: In/Out/Lose in the Shuffle.

"I'm so good at this!"

"Tracy Island offers palatial splendour in the safest of environments. Your beds are unmade because this is Tracy Emin Island."

"It's time I got a bigger sword!"

IN OUT UP DOWN AND ALL AROUND

Bench clearing brawl, $5.

Help! (Woman stuck on washing line).

In Tray, Out Tray, and Shredded Paper Tray

"Billy's room gets cleaned for free! The cleaning service uses it to train employees how to clean a hazardous waste dump."

"Miss Jones! Clear my schedule until I get this sorted out!"

"I've diligently spent the last eight hours saving an entire colony of elves from a pack of vicious dragons and your only concern is that it is 2 am?"

College student cleans messy dorm room littered with clothes with leafsnow blower

Unsafe Drain Covers!

The Difficulties of Transporting Boats

"So I bought this doohickey that is very good with chaos."

'When does the improvement phase of this home improvement project begin?'

"My name is Van Gelsing, Madame. I'm an expert in cleaning teenagers' rooms. If you need me, just give me a call, okay?"

Lab studies suggest that a human growth pill is just around the corner.

The inevitable conflict of interest facing every crisis manager.

'And this is what Larry calls his 'man cave'.'

"Please excuse the mess. We had a major paradigm shift."

Paper Trail

"The lunch, grab the lunch!"

This must be the address where Joe and Maureen are throwing the dinner party!