Chaos Slayer Pillows

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

Face painting.

What My Day Feels Like

"I just love how wet you've made things in here."

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

'I'm just exercising my first amendment rights.'

'You'll never believe the day I've had...'

'Congratulations on your purchase of the new Kablooey! Desk Organizer! Instructions for use...'

Trays on desk read: In/Out/Lose in the Shuffle.

"I'm so good at this!"

"It's time I got a bigger sword!"

"Billy's room gets cleaned for free! The cleaning service uses it to train employees how to clean a hazardous waste dump."

"Miss Jones! Clear my schedule until I get this sorted out!"

Bench clearing brawl, $5.

Help! (Woman stuck on washing line).

IN OUT UP DOWN AND ALL AROUND

In Tray, Out Tray, and Shredded Paper Tray

"I've diligently spent the last eight hours saving an entire colony of elves from a pack of vicious dragons and your only concern is that it is 2 am?"

College student cleans messy dorm room littered with clothes with leafsnow blower

The Difficulties of Transporting Boats

"So I bought this doohickey that is very good with chaos."

Unsafe Drain Covers!

'When does the improvement phase of this home improvement project begin?'

The inevitable conflict of interest facing every crisis manager.

"My name is Van Gelsing, Madame. I'm an expert in cleaning teenagers' rooms. If you need me, just give me a call, okay?"

Lab studies suggest that a human growth pill is just around the corner.

Paper Trail

'And this is what Larry calls his 'man cave'.'

Fetching some bread

This must be the address where Joe and Maureen are throwing the dinner party!

"The lunch, grab the lunch!"