Chaos Warriors Pillows

Having it all All....

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

Interior design trends for parents....

What My Day Feels Like

Check your universal remote control at the door.

Teaching a Sunday school class didn't end the way John imagined.

'You'll never believe the day I've had...'

Trays on desk read: In/Out/Lose in the Shuffle.

"I'm so good at this!"

"Can you read the part about Job again?"

'It's 10:00. Do you know where your kids are?'

"Miss Jones! Clear my schedule until I get this sorted out!"

"Bogeyman under your bed? Oh, no, sweetie, there's no room under there… unlike your closet."

"Billy's room gets cleaned for free! The cleaning service uses it to train employees how to clean a hazardous waste dump."

Help! (Woman stuck on washing line).

IN OUT UP DOWN AND ALL AROUND

In Tray, Out Tray, and Shredded Paper Tray

College student cleans messy dorm room littered with clothes with leafsnow blower

"Has anyone seen my therapist?"

"So I bought this doohickey that is very good with chaos."

"Bye now... it's always nice to see you and little Tommy!"

'When does the improvement phase of this home improvement project begin?'

The inevitable conflict of interest facing every crisis manager.

"My name is Van Gelsing, Madame. I'm an expert in cleaning teenagers' rooms. If you need me, just give me a call, okay?"

Paper Trail

"Today is the day I start the new me!"

Parental Training Course

Time Management Conultancy - Out, Out

Repletion.

Disorder in the Court!

"Please excuse the mess. We had a major paradigm shift."

'I can't remember the title,but it was on a little white piece of paper.'

Naughty Puppy Dog.

'When an outboard goes overboard'

'There's an extra $25 in it for you if you can get the Silly Putty out of his hair.'