Chaos Warriors Gifts

Having it all All....

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

Interior design trends for parents....

What My Day Feels Like

Check your universal remote control at the door.

'You'll never believe the day I've had...'

Teaching a Sunday school class didn't end the way John imagined.

Trays on desk read: In/Out/Lose in the Shuffle.

"I'm so good at this!"

"Can you read the part about Job again?"

'It's 10:00. Do you know where your kids are?'

IN OUT UP DOWN AND ALL AROUND

In Tray, Out Tray, and Shredded Paper Tray

Help! (Woman stuck on washing line).

"Bogeyman under your bed? Oh, no, sweetie, there's no room under there… unlike your closet."

"Miss Jones! Clear my schedule until I get this sorted out!"

"Billy's room gets cleaned for free! The cleaning service uses it to train employees how to clean a hazardous waste dump."

College student cleans messy dorm room littered with clothes with leafsnow blower

"Has anyone seen my therapist?"

"Bye now... it's always nice to see you and little Tommy!"

"So I bought this doohickey that is very good with chaos."

'When does the improvement phase of this home improvement project begin?'

The inevitable conflict of interest facing every crisis manager.

"My name is Van Gelsing, Madame. I'm an expert in cleaning teenagers' rooms. If you need me, just give me a call, okay?"

Paper Trail

Parental Training Course

Disorder in the Court!

"Please excuse the mess. We had a major paradigm shift."

Repletion.

"Today is the day I start the new me!"

'I can't remember the title,but it was on a little white piece of paper.'

Naughty Puppy Dog.

The horn of paper

'When an outboard goes overboard'