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'Willy, get me the pesticide! We've got zombies!'

'Now, keep in mind that these numbers are only as accurate as the fictitious data, ludicrous assumptions and wishful thinking they're based upon!'

Giant slug attacks a city

"It's time I got a bigger sword!"

"I've diligently spent the last eight hours saving an entire colony of elves from a pack of vicious dragons and your only concern is that it is 2 am?"

Scared employees and manager fighting recession (dragon).

'It's only a slug Norman.'

Medicine.

"Anything but a head shot only angers an attorney."

"After a long day at school, it's nice just to come home, kick back and outrun a horde of bloodthirsty zombies."

'Wow, this computer virus is really something else!'

"I'm looking for something with low clearance. Something monsters won't be able to get under."

'Oh for crying out loud, so there's a spider in the bathtub!!'

'Oh, sure, I should wake him up...but I asked him to kill that thing a week ago!'

How to Get Rid of All the Snow

"You will never get your math homework done that way mister!"

Saint George's Day: 'You can understand why they made him England's Patron Saint.'

"You killed it, you clean it."

'Give it up, Coondog! You can't win a stare-down with a zombie!'

'What exactly is it you dislike about slugs, Mister Crabtree?'

Fighting the Dragon

"Finally! A distraction from my inner demons."

'no, I'm sorry to say, giving up your bonus has not increased my respect for you.'

'I think I can...'

Jan was one of a select few personal trainers who would exercise demons...

'Faster Grace, it's gaining on you!'

'Hank, if I find one more of these things in the lawn, I'm going to throw away that damn crossbow.'

'Look - the giant is dead! You got your cow back! Stop worrying about the loss of the bean crop!'

"Exorcising one's demons."

'Don't worry Hal, I think if you pour salt on them, they completely shrivel up.'

"The witness may continue. I was just killing a spider."

"It's what you deserve."

'John is a great father and a wonderful husband, but occasionally he wrestles with demons.'