Digital Dragon Slayer Gifts

Knights of the iPhone

Video Gamer

'Wow, this computer virus is really something else!'

Warrior Woman

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

'I got an F today - for improper interfacing with my computer.'

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

Dragon and Dragoff

"It's time I got a bigger sword!"

'My new browser is so fast I have to take motion sickness pills.'

S.S.dot.com

Thunk! Teddy! Pick them up! They're toxic to all living things! Ok. Ok. But you don't have to exaggerate. Regrettably � I'm not.

Don't tell my wife. Dragon head.

"I've diligently spent the last eight hours saving an entire colony of elves from a pack of vicious dragons and your only concern is that it is 2 am?"

"I was hoping you'd consider this a prelude to a kiss."

Information Tightrope.

Honour Being Served 'Apps at Dawn'.

"A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer."

'There's been an update. Instead of abracadabra, it's option/control key.'

Somebody should really be filming this for YouTube.

Click - 'View basket' - 'click' - 'Proceed to checkout.' - 'Con't untick box if you don't not want to not recieve e-mail marketing.' - 'Calm, Peel. Calm...' -

Scared employees and manager fighting recession (dragon).

"Erik does most of his plundering online these days"

"Jim had to know what happens when you turn off your computer while it's updating."

'Internet' 'Internot'

'Them's fightin' tweets!'

"Yes dear, I know excessive mobile use is dangerous, that's not why I'm calling."

It's only an email, what harm can it do?

"When you're done cyberattacking, your PB&J, with crustd cut off, is waiting."

"I never ask for a raise any more. I just hack into the boss's computer and give myself one."

'This spreadsheet program has really been enhanced since I installed the Ouija board.'

Bungee jumping with your PC.

"Ain't nobody gonna end a meeting faster than me."

'Besides delivering never-ending eternal suffering,how do you want to be portrayed to your customers?' - Web Design.

"The good news is a major company has noticed our website. The bad news is they're accusing us of copyright infringement."