Digital Dragon Slayer Pillows

Knights of the iPhone

'Wow, this computer virus is really something else!'

Warrior Woman

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

'I got an F today - for improper interfacing with my computer.'

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

Dragon and Dragoff

"It's time I got a bigger sword!"

'My new browser is so fast I have to take motion sickness pills.'

S.S.dot.com

"I've diligently spent the last eight hours saving an entire colony of elves from a pack of vicious dragons and your only concern is that it is 2 am?"

"I was hoping you'd consider this a prelude to a kiss."

Information Tightrope.

"A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer."

Honour Being Served 'Apps at Dawn'.

'There's been an update. Instead of abracadabra, it's option/control key.'

Scared employees and manager fighting recession (dragon).

Click - 'View basket' - 'click' - 'Proceed to checkout.' - 'Con't untick box if you don't not want to not recieve e-mail marketing.' - 'Calm, Peel. Calm...' -

"Erik does most of his plundering online these days"

"Jim had to know what happens when you turn off your computer while it's updating."

'Internet' 'Internot'

"Yes dear, I know excessive mobile use is dangerous, that's not why I'm calling."

Bungee jumping with your PC.

'This spreadsheet program has really been enhanced since I installed the Ouija board.'

"I never ask for a raise any more. I just hack into the boss's computer and give myself one."

"When you're done cyberattacking, your PB&J, with crustd cut off, is waiting."

It's only an email, what harm can it do?

"Ain't nobody gonna end a meeting faster than me."

'Besides delivering never-ending eternal suffering,how do you want to be portrayed to your customers?' - Web Design.

"The good news is a major company has noticed our website. The bad news is they're accusing us of copyright infringement."

'Oh for crying out loud, so there's a spider in the bathtub!!'

Don Z. And His User-Friendly Apartment

'Oh, sure, I should wake him up...but I asked him to kill that thing a week ago!'