Dragon Slayer Dreamer Pillows

Fighting the Dragon

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

Here be dragons.

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"Go ahead. This one seems too arrogant."

Warrior Woman

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

Job Vacancy: Human cannonball. Applicants must of the right calibre

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

'Miss Carruthers, check and see if we have an extradition treaty with Disneyland.'

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

"Harold insists on doing all his own stunts."

Baseball pitch with a sign saying 'No Left Turn.'

"See what I mean? It's going to take a bigger diamond."

The Dragon with the Girl Tattoo.

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

"Like that?"

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

Dragon and Dragoff

A knight sent to kill a dragon armed with a fly swatter

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

"It's time I got a bigger sword!"

Beat Fatigue - Stay in Bed.

Man is successfully leaping over chasm.