Dragon Dreamers Pillows

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"Well, partner, we're either going to be the greatest team ever to hit town or we're going to end up killing each other."

"I'm sorry, my therapist told me to give up slaying dragons."

"DUDE, even if you do slay the dragon, you're making a huge heteronormative assumption."

Loch Ness.

"Cough!"

Fighting dragons is tough, but the worst part of this job is getting dressed on a cold morning!

"Think about it, you know it's true: You guys tend to be loved by little boys while we appeal more to little girls..."

Air pollution in china

'He says the world will be swallowed up by a dragon!'

...And IIII meeeaaan big. Put up a good fight, too - but we got him... So, what do you wanna do with these?

"Yes, I'm sure. The dragon I saw was quite a bit bigger."

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

Here be dragons.

"I have an imaginary friend called Fred, and my dad has one called Alexa."

Home Sweet Home

"Go ahead. This one seems too arrogant."

'...this is Loch Lomand!'

Warrior Woman

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

"Your imagination is running wild. That's not a tiny drone sent to spy on us. That's just a fly."

The Dragon with the Girl Tattoo.

"Like that?"

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

Dragon and Dragoff

A knight sent to kill a dragon armed with a fly swatter

'Yes, it is large for a smart phone, but then it does do absolutely everything.'

it's back to school time, Frank. I think I have everything I need. I have a new backpack, pens, pencils, erasers, notebooks and, of course, a mask. We don't need those anymore. Speak for yourself. Zzzzzzz.

'This goes way beyond just keeping the flies off me...I'm fighting crime now too!'

"Maybe I'm aiming too high...maybe 'saving for a cool car' is too hard."

'It's one of our new technology rings, it allows you to download karats.'

"When Mom reads that story, the dragon comes off as a much more sympathetic character."

"Before I fight this dragon and rescue you, can I ask a few questions? Like, do you want kids? What's your passion? Where is 'home' to you? Do you have a financial philosophy?"

"What's most exciting about NFTs is the opportunity for dynamic new content."