Dragon Dreams Pillows

"Yeah, I wasn't thinking. I should have rented a tandem bike for this quest."

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

Here be dragons.

Rusty starts to have very violent thoughts toward his tail.

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"Go ahead. This one seems too arrogant."

The star hunters

Warrior Woman

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

'...this is Loch Lomand!'

Cat with Lion reflection in mirror

"Please hold applause until end of dragon."

The Dragon with the Girl Tattoo.

Diolch

"Like that?"

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

'After researching our dream vacation online with reviews, commentaries, we cams and pictures, we felt we'd been there and didn't need the trip!'

Dragon and Dragoff

A knight sent to kill a dragon armed with a fly swatter

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

"I object!" "Overruled!"

Hot Air Balloon

Organic Soldering.

'MUM, go and get Daddy, there's another knight coming: This is so much fun!'

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

'I suppose you think that's funny.'

'Well, 2012 is the year of the dragon, after all!'

"When Mom reads that story, the dragon comes off as a much more sympathetic character."

"Before I fight this dragon and rescue you, can I ask a few questions? Like, do you want kids? What's your passion? Where is 'home' to you? Do you have a financial philosophy?"

'No, I won't be celebrating St George's Day.'

Vegetarian Nightmare.

"The moon, the dinner, dancing. How could this night be more perfect?"

"Take the picture, dam it, take the picture!"

"Honestly, I thought you were a metaphor."