Dragon Dreams Gifts

"Yeah, I wasn't thinking. I should have rented a tandem bike for this quest."

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

Here be dragons.

Rusty starts to have very violent thoughts toward his tail.

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

"Go ahead. This one seems too arrogant."

The star hunters

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

Warrior Woman

Cat with Lion reflection in mirror

'...this is Loch Lomand!'

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

"Please hold applause until end of dragon."

Diolch

The Dragon with the Girl Tattoo.

"Like that?"

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

A knight sent to kill a dragon armed with a fly swatter

'After researching our dream vacation online with reviews, commentaries, we cams and pictures, we felt we'd been there and didn't need the trip!'

Dragon and Dragoff

"I object!" "Overruled!"

'I suppose you think that's funny.'

'MUM, go and get Daddy, there's another knight coming: This is so much fun!'

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

Hot Air Balloon

Organic Soldering.

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

"Yes, I'm sure. The dragon I saw was quite a bit bigger."

"When Mom reads that story, the dragon comes off as a much more sympathetic character."

'Well, 2012 is the year of the dragon, after all!'

"Before I fight this dragon and rescue you, can I ask a few questions? Like, do you want kids? What's your passion? Where is 'home' to you? Do you have a financial philosophy?"

"The moon, the dinner, dancing. How could this night be more perfect?"

Vegetarian Nightmare.

"Take the picture, dam it, take the picture!"

'It's a nicotine patch...I've been smoking too much.'