Dinosaur Dreams Gifts

'OK, don't listen to me. Brush him back from the plate...'

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

Rusty starts to have very violent thoughts toward his tail.

'Red Rover, Red Rover...'

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

"Daddy's working from home today."

' Get ready to make a wish.'

'We unfortunately had to compress our dinosaur area due to budget cuts. On the bright side, TyrannoTriStegoApatoHadroPlesioSaurodon Rex here is now the museum's most popular exhibit.'

"I think your going to need a business plan."

'They're only interested in computer generated mammoths.' (Theatrical Agent).

"When I grow up, I want to be a scientists like Uncle Grog."

Experts through the ages.

Unfortunately, Professor Callaghan forgot when he set his time machine for the Jurassic that back then his lab's location was covered by ocean.

When Dogs Appear To Be Thinking.

Boss asks early man: 'So ... where do you see yourself in four million years?'

'Gentlemen, invent your engines.'

'I understand this topic may be offensive for some. Of course attendance is optional for any flightless students.'

"Don't make me turn this woolly mammoth around!"

"How do you spell, asteroid?"

'It's the Mesolithic Age? - But I just got used to the PALEOlithic!'

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'...but since no fossils of dinosaur clothing have yet been found, what you see here is mostly speculation.'

"Just great. These humans bring us back from extinction just in time for another global climate catastrophe."

'Here go, Thegla... It recipe you ask for.'

"i'm not surprised to find this. You can fit a pickleball court anywhere."

Evolution on the brink

In the Museum of Dinosaws.

How the bones got into the Le Brea Tar Pits

'Spot of bother Noah - one of the Mastodons doesn't fancy the partner you've picked for him.'

'He's a pretty good pet, except for the 'walkies' part.'

'I suppose you think you're better than your parents, mister I-Can-Walk-Upright?!'

Tyrannosaurus Tex