Dinosaur Dreamers Gifts

Just think if that meteor had never hit planet earth 65 million years ago...

'Not only the first wheel, the first road accident as well!'

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Mutant Mootunes - When slugs ruled the world

"Fi-fi-fo-fum, evolution here we come. Clap your fins, give three cheers. Let's evolve for millions of years. Yaaayy!"

'What time do you call this, you are 250,000 years too late.'

'You bunch of gatherers call that hunting? Get back out there and this time try the pointy end first!'

"I can't wait to forget the Land That Time Forgot."

Did dinosaurs go to heaven?

Dr I Splittem's advice to fellow archaeologists would be... 'only chip-off a small piece of rock at a time'!

"The cave-men are digging a big hole and putting spikes at the bottom: I say let's stay well away from there..."

"This is where we run into problems with portion control."

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

'Red Rover, Red Rover...'

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

"Daddy's working from home today."

"Your imagination is running wild. That's not a tiny drone sent to spy on us. That's just a fly."

' Get ready to make a wish.'

'Yeah, but if it's NOT a mirage, maybe we can find Mapquest on it!'

"Yes, I'm sure. The dragon I saw was quite a bit bigger."

'We unfortunately had to compress our dinosaur area due to budget cuts. On the bright side, TyrannoTriStegoApatoHadroPlesioSaurodon Rex here is now the museum's most popular exhibit.'

"You get back here this minute, young man! You're not going anywhere until you clean your room!"

"When I grow up, I want to be a scientists like Uncle Grog."

'They're only interested in computer generated mammoths.' (Theatrical Agent).

SPOONING CACTI

Experts through the ages.

"Why T-Rexes do not play volleyball..."

"Don't make me turn this woolly mammoth around!"

Unfortunately, Professor Callaghan forgot when he set his time machine for the Jurassic that back then his lab's location was covered by ocean.

"Has anyone seen my therapist?"

'It's the Mesolithic Age? - But I just got used to the PALEOlithic!'

Swamp gas

Boss asks early man: 'So ... where do you see yourself in four million years?'

'I understand this topic may be offensive for some. Of course attendance is optional for any flightless students.'

"I'm sorry, my therapist told me to give up slaying dragons."