Dinosaur Dreamers Gifts

Just think if that meteor had never hit planet earth 65 million years ago...

'Not only the first wheel, the first road accident as well!'

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Mutant Mootunes - When slugs ruled the world

'What time do you call this, you are 250,000 years too late.'

'You bunch of gatherers call that hunting? Get back out there and this time try the pointy end first!'

"I can't wait to forget the Land That Time Forgot."

Did dinosaurs go to heaven?

Dr I Splittem's advice to fellow archaeologists would be... 'only chip-off a small piece of rock at a time'!

"The cave-men are digging a big hole and putting spikes at the bottom: I say let's stay well away from there..."

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

'Red Rover, Red Rover...'

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

"Daddy's working from home today."

"Your imagination is running wild. That's not a tiny drone sent to spy on us. That's just a fly."

' Get ready to make a wish.'

'Yeah, but if it's NOT a mirage, maybe we can find Mapquest on it!'

'We unfortunately had to compress our dinosaur area due to budget cuts. On the bright side, TyrannoTriStegoApatoHadroPlesioSaurodon Rex here is now the museum's most popular exhibit.'

"You get back here this minute, young man! You're not going anywhere until you clean your room!"

"When I grow up, I want to be a scientists like Uncle Grog."

'They're only interested in computer generated mammoths.' (Theatrical Agent).

SPOONING CACTI

Experts through the ages.

"Why T-Rexes do not play volleyball..."

"Don't make me turn this woolly mammoth around!"

"Has anyone seen my therapist?"

Swamp gas

'It's the Mesolithic Age? - But I just got used to the PALEOlithic!'

'I understand this topic may be offensive for some. Of course attendance is optional for any flightless students.'

Unfortunately, Professor Callaghan forgot when he set his time machine for the Jurassic that back then his lab's location was covered by ocean.

Boss asks early man: 'So ... where do you see yourself in four million years?'

"I'm sorry, my therapist told me to give up slaying dragons."

'I just know baby is getting as much out of this world trip as we are.'

"Just great. These humans bring us back from extinction just in time for another global climate catastrophe."

Actually, the Sandman's little brother, 'Boulder Boy' could get people asleep a whole lot quicker.