Dino Dreamer Gifts

'If we had forearms and the cranial capacity to do it, I'd build a resort right here.'

Yesterday, I caught one this big!

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

'I'd think twice if I were you...I'm related to this guy!'

Man surrounded by dinosaur bones at a museum looks at a sign that reads "Feeding time 4:30 p.m.".

"What about now: would this look good as a fossil?"

cross wired evolution

"We've got just the thing for someone your age...all our mattresses are made with memory foam."

Ancient hunters

The Dawn of the Automobile. . .The Model T-Rex

"When I grow up, I want to be a scientists like Uncle Grog."

Helpful Dinosaur

T-Rex Ballerina

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

Here be dragons.

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

'Red Rover, Red Rover...'

Around the Dogbox in 80 Days.

"Go ahead. This one seems too arrogant."

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

"Daddy's working from home today."

The Dragon with the Girl Tattoo.

Push for Disco...

"See what I mean? It's going to take a bigger diamond."

Baseball pitch with a sign saying 'No Left Turn.'

"Honey, I’ve found God!"

"Like that?"

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

' Get ready to make a wish.'

Dragon and Dragoff

A knight sent to kill a dragon armed with a fly swatter

"My child when you look at a flower,you see the face of god!"

'We unfortunately had to compress our dinosaur area due to budget cuts. On the bright side, TyrannoTriStegoApatoHadroPlesioSaurodon Rex here is now the museum's most popular exhibit.'

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"