Dino Dreamer Gifts

'If we had forearms and the cranial capacity to do it, I'd build a resort right here.'

Yesterday, I caught one this big!

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

'I'd think twice if I were you...I'm related to this guy!'

Man surrounded by dinosaur bones at a museum looks at a sign that reads "Feeding time 4:30 p.m.".

"What about now: would this look good as a fossil?"

cross wired evolution

Ancient hunters

"When I grow up, I want to be a scientists like Uncle Grog."

Helpful Dinosaur

T-Rex Ballerina

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

Here be dragons.

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

"Go ahead. This one seems too arrogant."

Around the Dogbox in 80 Days.

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

'Red Rover, Red Rover...'

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

"Honey, I’ve found God!"

"See what I mean? It's going to take a bigger diamond."

The Dragon with the Girl Tattoo.

Baseball pitch with a sign saying 'No Left Turn.'

Push for Disco...

"Daddy's working from home today."

"Like that?"

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

' Get ready to make a wish.'

A knight sent to kill a dragon armed with a fly swatter

Dragon and Dragoff

"My child when you look at a flower,you see the face of god!"

'We unfortunately had to compress our dinosaur area due to budget cuts. On the bright side, TyrannoTriStegoApatoHadroPlesioSaurodon Rex here is now the museum's most popular exhibit.'

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

"When Mom reads that story, the dragon comes off as a much more sympathetic character."

"Before I fight this dragon and rescue you, can I ask a few questions? Like, do you want kids? What's your passion? Where is 'home' to you? Do you have a financial philosophy?"