Demon Slayer Enthusiast Pillows

"Finally! A distraction from my inner demons."

Dragon and Dragoff

"It's time I got a bigger sword!"

"I've diligently spent the last eight hours saving an entire colony of elves from a pack of vicious dragons and your only concern is that it is 2 am?"

'What really annoys me is that they're not even my demons - they're Goya's and Hieronymus Bosch's and Brueghel's.'

'And your class story is an old, old one. In the middle of successful soul-snatching careers you were suddenly bitten by the lawyering bug...'

No one ever tried to rob the Samurai Bank.

"Can I see that 'National Law Journal' when you're through with it?"

I'm sorry, Dick. I think we should start seeing other demons.

"Running out for lawyers and CEOs. Want anything?"

Scared employees and manager fighting recession (dragon).

Knights of the iPhone

'Wrong fork. Good Lord, man, don't you have any table manners?'

"My name's Karezog, Despoiler of Worlds, Devourer of Souls. I'll be your server tonight."

'Wow, this computer virus is really something else!'

"Yes, I have worked with Donald Trump's hair."

"I'm looking for something with low clearance. Something monsters won't be able to get under."

"Dad, do you believe in God?"

Saint George's Day: 'You can understand why they made him England's Patron Saint.'

"Department of infernal affairs. How may I misdirect your employee pension plan?"

'At least it's a dry heat'

"Oh, by the way, as you were on your way down here your lottery ticket won seventeen million dollars."

Human Resources and Inhuman Resources

'On the bill of lading it says 'humbly assembled household robots without intention to cause injury on export market'.'

'Bad sport.'

'Hey! Where's the fire?'

"Ok, first the good news..."

Pest Shop.

Have you got any nails? I'm on a diet.

News Samurai

"You killed it, you clean it."

Fighting the Dragon