Tax Evader Sympathizer Gifts

'I'm in here for something I didn't do alright-I didn't pay my Council Tax!'

"The doctor said he needed to sweat off some pounds, so I lied and told him our accountant called to say we're being audited."

"If it's the I.R.S., tell them: Not a penny! Not a centime! Not a sou!"

Inland Revenue happy hour - 'We'll listen to any excuse!'

'Progress of a bookshelf'

"I'm curious about your dependent children, Scamp, Flop, and Spunky."

"My accountant is brilliant - he has just had a loophole names after him!"

'Brilliant, Prof.Brainstorm. Any fool can come up with a new product, you've come up with a new tax break.'

'In this class you will learn to apply the talents of creative writing to accounting.'

I've found a loophole in your loophole

"For this job, we require someone with excellent multi-taxing skills."

IRS, 'I think we should audit this one, sir -- his signature looks shaky.'

"You inherited an extra toe from your father and didn't pay the inheritance tax on it."

"I'm curious about your dependent children, Scamp, Flop, and Spunky."

'Life, liberty & the pursuit of tax shelters.'

"These are all my financial papers - with the exception of the codes to my secret Swiss bank accounts, of course."

Do you want this set of books, or the set you keep in the broom cupboard?

'We've gone through your books and we demand payment in cash.'

Panama Papers Scandal

"It's part of a deal I worked out with the I.R.S."

'By proposing a merger instead of marriage, we can deduct this meal as a business expense.'

Money laundering.

Little Taxes.

'She didn't marry him for his looks or personality - she needed his debts for a tax write-off!'

'No, you can't write off the cost of your wake-up call service.'

"I moved to the coast to get away from the Inland Revenue..."

'I made my fortune the old fashioned way - concealing it from the government.'

"Never go to a church during a hurricane. They only provide shelter from taxes."

"The public seems concerned about the size of government."

'Just because I can explain the theory of relativity doesn't mean I understand the tax code.'

"My bill isn't terribly controversial. It would provide modest tax breaks for people who don't really need them."

Accountant's Awards - "Our next award is for 'Tax Loophole of the Year'..."

"Is that before or after tax?"

"Afraid we can't help dear, too many other calls on the public purse!"

"Chris, find a safe and fast way into lucrative tax heavens!"