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'I'm in here for something I didn't do alright-I didn't pay my Council Tax!'

"The doctor said he needed to sweat off some pounds, so I lied and told him our accountant called to say we're being audited."

"If it's the I.R.S., tell them: Not a penny! Not a centime! Not a sou!"

Inland Revenue happy hour - 'We'll listen to any excuse!'

'Progress of a bookshelf'

"I'm curious about your dependent children, Scamp, Flop, and Spunky."

"My accountant is brilliant - he has just had a loophole names after him!"

'Brilliant, Prof.Brainstorm. Any fool can come up with a new product, you've come up with a new tax break.'

'In this class you will learn to apply the talents of creative writing to accounting.'

I've found a loophole in your loophole

"For this job, we require someone with excellent multi-taxing skills."

IRS, 'I think we should audit this one, sir -- his signature looks shaky.'

"I'm curious about your dependent children, Scamp, Flop, and Spunky."

"You inherited an extra toe from your father and didn't pay the inheritance tax on it."

'Life, liberty & the pursuit of tax shelters.'

Do you want this set of books, or the set you keep in the broom cupboard?

'We've gone through your books and we demand payment in cash.'

Panama Papers Scandal

"It's part of a deal I worked out with the I.R.S."

'By proposing a merger instead of marriage, we can deduct this meal as a business expense.'

Money laundering.

Little Taxes.

"Never go to a church during a hurricane. They only provide shelter from taxes."

'No, you can't write off the cost of your wake-up call service.'

"The public seems concerned about the size of government."

"I moved to the coast to get away from the Inland Revenue..."

'She didn't marry him for his looks or personality - she needed his debts for a tax write-off!'

'I made my fortune the old fashioned way - concealing it from the government.'

"My bill isn't terribly controversial. It would provide modest tax breaks for people who don't really need them."

Accountant's Awards - "Our next award is for 'Tax Loophole of the Year'..."

"Is that before or after tax?"

"Chris, find a safe and fast way into lucrative tax heavens!"

'I've found an Inheritance Tax loophole!' - Immortality.

'First the good news - we don't have to pay any corporate taxes this year.'

"We have half your money in bonds and annuities, the other half under an oak tree in the Caymans."