Debt Annihilator Gifts

"Please, sir - I have to pay off my student loans!"

Mind-Fullness

Nervous Oral Testing

'Honestly Bob, it's not that bad. If you can make as much next year as you did this year you'll be able to pay off your outstanding taxes for last year. That'll just leave the interest, the tax for this year and... my fees.'

"Hey, honey, the credit card company increased our debt... I mean our credit limit!"

'This is our Greek debt, this is our Spanish debt, and this is our Portuguese debt...'

Top Ten New Year's Resolutions

Tangled Earphones Support Group.

'Thanks, I just know that I'll never be able to repay your kindness . . .'

'A belt will have to be tightened...not the cars...yours.'

"Graduates, faculty, parents, creditors..."

"Buy stock in a college?...I don't think you can...but why would we?"

In the red

What do you mean, you've done more for me than my mother did? We've carried you for 10 months!

'Considering my student debt, I felt it prudent to specialize in bankruptcy law,'

Student Debt

'Is it okay to put my credit card payment on my credit card?'

'Maybe framed copies of your mortgage, auto loan, and tuition loans are too much of a motivator. Maybe you need a financial planner.'

"You got this! Your brain has a hundred billion neurons, with more links between them than there are stars in the Milky Way. Now, go out there and show those ants who's in charge!"

'You'll need a better credit rating before we can give you a credit card?'

Buy now... pay later

"Your financial situation was built on a house of cards. Credit cards."

"I'm here to pay off the last loan installment!"

"For what it cost me, it SHOULD be big."

'Right now I'd say our biggest asset is our credit card debt.'

In case of insolvency break glass.

"The minister has instructed us to get rid of 43% of meaningless targets in the next 43 days." "Could we start with that one?"

'You have to work two and a half years to cover your annual living expenses.'

'I've pinpointed our problem. There's too much month left at the end of my salary!'

"Although we appreciate your offer of a 'magic money tree' you still have to repay your mortgage."

"In the time I’ve been on hold with this collection agency, my debt has been bought and sold to another collection agency!"

Worrying over the large number of bills to pay.

'I'm sorry, NEXT!'

'A bit gritty about the collar, but hey, what the heck, I'll take it!'

'A bank manager will always lend you money if you can prove you don't need it!'